Just got home from Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Here’s my spoiler-free micro-review:
HO-LEEEE FUCKING SHIT
If you are reading this I can all but gurantee you will have a shit-ton of fun seeing this bad boy in the theater. There is so much to unpack here, gang. Fuller, deeper, spoiler-ier thoughts and content are on the way (after at least one more viewing 😉 ). Until then, check out this actual footage of me watching the movie:
“Hahahah yay, horray!”
MONSTERS CONQUER THE WORLD 
Just saw it and it was awesome! Easily the best Godzilla movie, right up there with Final Wars.
FInal Wars is a pretty apt comparison–tons of globe-trotting, city-smashing monster madness that doesn’t take itself TOO seriously. Can’t wait to see it again this weekend and REALLY mentally unpack it all.
Me and my Grandma are going to back to where it all began: 1954. Need I say more? Got a family friend who’s a fan of Marvel & DC stuff that wants to be a comic book artist that plans on watching KOTM sometime today.
Sunday, discussing it with him and answering any questions
Oh and if you want know which of the new kaiju are which:
1. Methuselah- the one from Germany that many mistook for Anguirus that has the big mt on its back
2. Scylla- the spider with the squid face from Arizona many mistook for Kumonga
3. Behemoth- the Sloth-Ape-Mammoth creature from Brazil